The Commonwealth of United Electoral Divisions is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Random Critic with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.457 billion Divisioners are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canshington. The average income tax rate is 48.5%.

The strong United Electoral Divisionsian economy, worth 139 trillion Gerrycans a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,671 Gerrycans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The secret ingredient is love (and MSG), police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, Random Critic is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and citizens hear a diversity of opinions from a range of billionaire-owned corporations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Electoral Divisions's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Electoral Divisions is ranked 115,954^th in the world and 5,326^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.